Konnichiwa, Prevyet, Shalom, and Hello


nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND


Via CHANCHO GUAGUA



BOOM

caiticornia:


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             (つ ノ
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Via i say whatt? :O

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • me: there's about a .16% chance because theres that many females named leslie in the us
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • me: lincoln decided that dinosaurs were racist so he took his chainsaw called meteorite and wiped them from the face of the earth
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • me: obviously he meant that because the apple realized its true worth as a red apple it could finally realize that it didnt need ms grapefruit ton be happy
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
  • me: none because if they reached the speed of light they would start gaining mass and the penguins would get self conscious
Via Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.


How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

(Source: egifany)

Via Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

theillustriousmissjo:

that’s why Steve likes Tony so much, he’s like capitalism personified



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orbitingasupernova:

vondell-swain:

oh my god what a great person

(it’s steve from blues clues)

(watch it)

this man… i grew up watching this man.

and now i can just imagine that red chair chillin in the back room of some strip club somewhere in brooklyn.

Just just watch it It’s funny and aderpable and watch it
Via the history books forgot about us

A lot of Republicans ship church and state.



OH DEAR GOD

DON’T BLINK

DON’T BLINK

BLINK AND I’M DEAD

OH WHERE THE FREAK ARE YOU DOCTOR?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



loki-cat:

guys

guys i cant stop

guys


hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

ikr like i dont not even have it as bad as the person who i reblogged this from but

no perfect attendance because you were sick/trying to go to college?

schools are like soup nazis but w/ attendance

Via Miles to go Before I Sleep
  • girl: hey i just met you
  • boy: ..
  • girl: and this is craz-
  • boy bursts into tears
  • girl actually just woke up from coma and is amnesiac
  • <p> omg</p>
Via Miles to go Before I Sleep

shanwarma:

ladiesloveduranduran:

air64000:

thedeedeedee:

Oregon Trail… the game

wagon you are drunk 

Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.

Wagon has died of Dysentery. 


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